People in love make me want to vomit
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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