I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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