i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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