I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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