I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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