if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I forget how to act sober
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