Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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