on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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