R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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