i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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