I seem to have left my pride at pride
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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