i always forget guys have bellybuttons
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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