After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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