my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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