We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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