I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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