yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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