The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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