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im drinking this country out of the recession.

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(804): im drinking this country out of the recession. http://tfl.nu/s99f

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So how was last night?

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Let's just say I danced with the devil

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Huh?

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I'm going to Hell for sure

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(310) So how was last night? (1-310) Let's just say I danced with the devil (310) Huh? (1-310) I'm going to Hell for sure http://tfl.nu/oh5v

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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.

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(951): I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes. http://tfl.nu/5gti

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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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(573): Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night? http://tfl.nu/dwv8

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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.

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(734): I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. http://tfl.nu/chx4

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(631): View more from New York

The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.

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(631): The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack. http://tfl.nu/734p

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?

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(401): you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react? http://tfl.nu/0set

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(317): View more from Indiana

How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.

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(317): How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that. http://tfl.nu/g1sy

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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.

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(615): Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done. http://tfl.nu/9ur9

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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.

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(832): Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage. http://tfl.nu/2oqv

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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.

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(619): I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca. http://tfl.nu/7xxl

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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.

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(510): Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals. http://tfl.nu/vphu

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.

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(902): Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him. http://tfl.nu/rtyn

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eta to your mouth 5 minutes

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(501): eta to your mouth 5 minutes http://tfl.nu/vxef

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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night

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(443): I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night http://tfl.nu/0wm9

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