Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
so much tequila, so little girl.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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