Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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