Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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