Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
So. Much. Porn.
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