This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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