If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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