i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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