I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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