I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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