Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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