Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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