i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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