So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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