just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want to stick my p in your. b.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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