yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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