I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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