Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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