You surviving the open bar?
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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
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It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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