So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No I am not eating basil off your cock
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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