..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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