oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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