Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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