ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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