are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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