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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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