He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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