i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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