If you die in college, do you die in real life?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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