i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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