alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The power of my boobs compel you
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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