dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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